I was slowest thing at autocross!

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09/11/2016 at 20:05 • Filed to: None

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I ran on the tires the car came with when I bought it two years ago. Ancient Kelly Charger all seasons. Grip was ATROCIOUS. It was understeer all the way down. Front end would just not hook up, I’d have the wheel cranked and the car would keep plowing straight. Someday I will invest in a second set of decent tires. Probably next season.

I actually managed to get the car into the 42 second range for this course on a hot run, but clipped a cone and ruined the run. Had I landed it, I probably would have been up with that ‘99 Camaro. The off course run was me losing the front end and nailing a cone and its two pointers.

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Trunk Impaired 318 > Round headlight enthusiast
09/11/2016 at 20:10

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On your off course run, if you hit the cone and didn’t go around it you should technically still be classified as on course.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Round headlight enthusiast
09/11/2016 at 20:12

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Even that white van beat you? :p


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Round headlight enthusiast
09/11/2016 at 20:15

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Some stickers could have improved your time as well.


Kinja'd!!! Round headlight enthusiast > Trunk Impaired 318
09/11/2016 at 20:28

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I thought so too, but it was a garbage run anyway so I didn’t really care


Kinja'd!!! Round headlight enthusiast > dogisbadob
09/11/2016 at 20:31

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I actually got destroyed by a 2007 v6 Impala


Kinja'd!!! Kanaric > Round headlight enthusiast
09/11/2016 at 21:40

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The last event I went to there was a 90s Elantra GT there, I bet you would have beat him lol


Kinja'd!!! Round headlight enthusiast > Kanaric
09/11/2016 at 21:44

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This particular event at Ralph Wilson? There were two 2000s Elantras here. They edged me by a few tenths of a second.


Kinja'd!!! Kanaric > Round headlight enthusiast
09/12/2016 at 11:02

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It was in Las Vegas as the Silverton Casino.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Round headlight enthusiast
09/12/2016 at 14:57

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Nice! HS FTW. That’s where all the cool kids* hang out.

*me, whenever I show up


Kinja'd!!! Round headlight enthusiast > Stef Schrader
09/12/2016 at 16:39

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*Technically* I was NHS but I ran out of tape.


Kinja'd!!! Round headlight enthusiast > Stef Schrader
09/14/2016 at 14:44

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well, *technically* I’m NHS, but I ran out of tape